Powell's Golf Lingo

3. A golfer who constantly mishits a shot. Usually followed by a cry of disgust.
6. Two strokes under par on a single hole. Usually a baldy.
7. A golfer who continually shoots lower than his handicap. When a golfer finishes a day of golf.
10. A numerical number to measure of a golfer's ability. Useful to cheat the competition.
12. Where blasting sand in the air and making a mess is acceptable.
14. The hole the golfers “buss out” the beer and sushi.
15. The well-maintained area of grass I n front of you between the tee and the green. Difficult to hit it.
16. A type of metal club designed for short, high shots, often used near the green. Better suited to prop a door open.
19. A short shot played from near the green to get the ball onto the green…and misses badly.
20. A piece of turf displaced by a club during a swing. This is why you can’t practice on the carpet and pivot

1. A golf do-over reprieve shot. Amazing grace.
2. A type of club numbered for various shots distance. You can cast … with this.
4. A short shot played from near the green to get the ball onto the green. Just a small chippie shot.
5. Golfer continually beg for more of these. Because they are too lazy to practice (or too smart).
8. A complete game consisting of playing 18 holes. Every Sunday, and this just goes round and round, year round.
9. The extra hole in a game. This is where the bad golfers can excel and beat the good golfers.
10. Placing landscaping to intentionally block a golfers shot. The course calls it landscaping.
11. A hole-in-one; completing a hole in one stroke. Powell’s self proclaimed name.
12. Where blasting sand in the air and making a mess is acceptable.
13. A vehicle used to transport golfers beer and cooler around the course. Why golfers don’t like to walk.
17. A player crossing his hands and looking at it and quietly praying to the club. Oh, get a …
18. A shot that curves sharply to the left (for right-handed golfers). A fisherman’s friend.