Across
- 2. The best food known to mankind, made of tossed dough baked in an oven with sauce and cheese on top
- 3. Triangular tortilla chips flavored with what I have to assume is orange powdered dopamine
- 5. Two chocolate cookies with creme in the middle
- 6. Sort of potato chips, except they're all the exact same shape and come in a tube. Creepy.
- 8. A slim stick of meat from any number of unidentified animals
Down
- 1. A restaurant where all of the food is "meat and cheese in a tortilla."
- 2. A rectangular pastry with a sweet filling and a frosted top, meant to fit in a toaster
- 4. A cracker made from cheese and, surprisingly, not fish
- 7. Life-giving instant noodles