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Across
  1. 1. One easily offended
  2. 5. Bucket of bolts
  3. 6. Romano cheese source
  4. 7. ___ allergy
  5. 12. Shrek, e.g.
  6. 14. Adobe runtime system
  7. 15. Pint selection
  8. 17. “___ kleine Nachtmusik”
  9. 19. English philosopher John, or “Lost” cast away John
  10. 21. Source of caffeine
  11. 22. Standup comic Steve
  12. 23. Goofy
  13. 24. ___ chowder
  14. 25. Geisha’s goodbye
  15. 26. Scratch
  16. 30. Film’s opening
  17. 32. Part of UCLA
  18. 34. Little taste
  19. 35. Total blockage of shared rides?
  20. 38. Super suffix
  21. 41. Literary collections
  22. 43. Actress Cornish
  23. 44. Spalter who is Head of Design for Instagram
  24. 45. Place for a world view?
  25. 52. “A Day without Rain” singer
  26. 53. “Would ___ to you?”
  27. 54. Slogan of the first iPhone ad
  28. 55. Hedge fund analyst-turned-educator Khan
  29. 56. Book on the history of a Chinese holding com pany?
  30. 57. Anonymous Italian author Ferrante
  31. 61. “Put ___ on it”
  32. 62. Colonel Mustard’s game
  33. 63. Squishy toy company
  34. 64. Beginning
  35. 66. San Francisco-to-Stockton dir.
  36. 68. Place to get shellacked?
  37. 69. ___ Vue (eyeglass manu facturer)
  38. 70. Rideshare company with pink moustaches
  39. 72. Stay unsettled
  40. 73. “Happy Days” diner
  41. 75. State without a single iPhone, Mac, etc.?
  42. 80. Gael talk
  43. 81. “American Experience” channel
  44. 82. Member of the EEC
  45. 83. Uncomfortably strange
  46. 87. Shocking fish
  47. 88. Deadline for action
  48. 89. Article in Le Soir
  49. 91. Take a bit off the top
  50. 93. iOS scheduling app
  51. 95. Love to bits
  52. 98. Freight car hopper
  53. 99. U.K. hours
  54. 101. Caped Crusader’s three-wheeled vehicle
  55. 105. Green-eyed one
  56. 107. Massachusetts Cape
  57. 108. Key ring?
  58. 109. Freelancers often write on it
  59. 110. Microsoft’s video chat
  60. 113. Put-___ (pranks)
  61. 114. Sandwich classic
Down
  1. 1. Kicks the football away
  2. 2. Cold and calculating
  3. 3. Extremely serious
  4. 4. Social psychologist Durkheim
  5. 6. Beats by Dre coverage?
  6. 8. Palm smartphone
  7. 9. Double agent
  8. 10. ___ spell (took a load off)
  9. 11. Lose, as one’s coat
  10. 13. Psych 101 subject
  11. 16. Exotic fruit flavor
  12. 18. A C-note
  13. 19. Neighborhood place to get a pint
  14. 20. Per __
  15. 21. Big name in food service
  16. 26. Bench-clearing brawl
  17. 27. Provide help
  18. 28. Car fluid
  19. 29. Number on a birthday cake
  20. 31. “Kill da wabbit” speaker
  21. 33. Politician Stevenson
  22. 34. Where to find schools?
  23. 35. Line of action figures based on Larry Page, Sergey Brin, etc.?
  24. 36. Not laughing
  25. 37. Older show selection off 44-Across
  26. 39. Uno e due
  27. 40. 11th anniversary gift
  28. 42. “We didn’t do it!”
  29. 46. “Music for everyone” app
  30. 47. Precipice part
  31. 48. Poker champ Phil
  32. 49. Owner of Athleta and Banana Republic
  33. 50. Toe inflammation
  34. 51. Hub for the World’s Largest Professional Network?
  35. 54. Streaming company whose name means “cal abash” and “interactive recording”
  36. 58. Yellen subj.
  37. 59. Accutane treats it
  38. 60. “Breaking Bad” drug lord ____Fring
  39. 63. Grandma’s nickname
  40. 65. Activities at the bar
  41. 67. Perfect places
  42. 71. Elon Musk’s hydro power project?
  43. 74. Valentine misspelling
  44. 76. Announcement that all online financial transac tions will come with fees, e.g.?
  45. 77. Getting on in years
  46. 78. First and foremost
  47. 79. Total snafu
  48. 84. Actor Morales
  49. 85. Rough up badly
  50. 86. Have second feelings about
  51. 90. “Hey, sailor!”
  52. 92. “Lord of the Rings” CGI monster
  53. 94. ‘70s Swedish band
  54. 96. Guy-falls-in-love-with-an-OS rom-com
  55. 97. “I’m not paying attention to you”
  56. 100. buzzReport founder Wells
  57. 102. Kiddy weapon
  58. 103. Acknowledges a great performance
  59. 104. Baseball’s Jesus
  60. 106. Relaxed
  61. 107. Just ducky
  62. 111. Tumble (over)
  63. 112. Sustainable sci.