Puzzle 39

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Across
  1. 2. "Three failed marriages, two illegitimate __... The personal ad writes itself.”
  2. 3. Monica: "I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the __.
  3. 5. "That’s a great story. Tell it while you’re getting me some iced __."
  4. 6. "Ross, just for my own peace of __, you’re not married to any more of us are you?”
  5. 9. "No more __ for you!"
  6. 10. Rachel: "You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend."/Ben: "But you're not anymore. Because you were on a __.”
Down
  1. 1. "Look, it's the __ formerly known as Chandler."
  2. 4. Joey: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?"/Chandler: "It's an electric __! You get me, you kill me!”
  3. 7. "You're a __. You only like knock-knock jokes."
  4. 8. Phoebe: "Why would you kill his fish?/Chandler: "Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you __ with someone you have to kill a fish."