Across
- 5. Literally so boring that I want to die. Has some form of memory loss.
- 6. Flirts with everyone, regardless of qualifying information. Has 45 body pillows of themself to give out to people. Has been the victim of 46 aggravated assault cases, and a suspect in seven. Either has never had a headache or always had headaches.
- 7. Small and innocent, except for the fact that there's at least a 55% chance they're a drug dealer.
- 8. Texan. Angry at everything 100% of the time. Drinks 500 beers a week. Can only put up with the others for five seconds without alcohol.
- 9. Either a depressed, lonely adult or a hippie. Has generational trauma. Likely a moderator for some service. Reads fantasy novels specifically to criticize them for being unrealistic. Survived being stabbed once, now everyone is terrified of them.
- 10. Probably uses drugs. Can't sit still for two seconds. Their best subject in school was probably science, yet believes they can defy the laws of physics.
Down
- 1. Started believing nobody understands them ironically. Now they can't stop. Theater kid who managed to get detention in drama class. Writes 95% of bathroom stall graffiti.
- 2. Too stoic to care about anything, but has a soft spot for one other character chosen at random. Has eaten wood.
- 3. Excluded from everything by accident. Has read 31,382 romance novels in the past month alone. Has probably taken a Buzzfeed quiz today. Forgot to shower for three weeks once. Goes to therapy, but the sessions are never productive.
- 4. Jolly, but also the strongest. Has at least five guilty pleasures. Collects vinyl records. Still plays Fortnite.