Random Puns

5. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
7. Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? "To get some _____."
8. How does a person feel when they drop their toothpaste?
9. What time do you go to the dentist?
13. What do Russian kings order on their pizzas?
15. A wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself
17. How would you feel if someone stole all your lamps?
19. What do you call a pessimistic horse?

1. What do French people call a terrible thursday?
2. What’d the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
3. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He _______.
4. A snail who doesn't move
6. What do you call a lawyer who can cook?
10. How do trees feel in the Spring?
11. If you see an Apple store being robbed, what are you?
12. A dolphin uses a nautilus to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself
14. What’d the conductor say when she found her missing music?
16. How do you measure the quality of dad jokes?
18. What do you call a Norse god who gets mad after someone beats him?