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Across
  1. 4. Chinese Sorghum spirit
  2. 7. Bee house
  3. 8. Chaos goddess
  4. 11. Preserved vegetables
  5. 12. What book clubs do
  6. 18. Mass transit vehicle that goes toot toot
  7. 19. One of many prophylactics for damage to skin
  8. 21. Worker, automaton, Asimov wrote about them
  9. 22. Vietnamese pickled carrot and radish
  10. 23. Little younger sister who makes fried eggs
  11. 25. Cure all, panacea
  12. 26. American UFO coverup organization obsessed with the cosmos
  13. 27. Cardinal direction that is nearly impossible to discern using the stars, for some.
Down
  1. 1. Hunan fried delight
  2. 2. Makes chips automatically, don't use it for fish
  3. 3. Radiant beauty with ebon locks
  4. 5. Film about a family with magical powers
  5. 6. Night guard of suspicious quality
  6. 7. One of many prophylactics for damage to skin
  7. 9. Holiday traditionally celebrated by swimming teams in Florida
  8. 10. Used for climbing rocks sometimes
  9. 13. Cat goddess
  10. 14. Black and white and bear all over
  11. 15. Small animal
  12. 16. Why apples move towards the center of mass of a planet
  13. 17. Popular source of meat for some hambugers
  14. 20. Chaos goddess
  15. 24. Makes you cry when you cut it