Across
- 3. Lymington getaway with very expensive interior design (3, 9)
- 6. Lewis’ favourite shop (1, 3, 1, 4, 8)
- 8. What I love leaving… (6, 7)
- 14. Basic puppy training for a weird collection of people (4, 3, 4)
- 16. Mike & Lesley’s workplace (5, 9)
- 18. Sellers of high quality junk food based apparel
- 19. Delicious fish paste from our minimoon (7, 5, 4)
- 20. These got banged at our wedding
- 22. Rural Welsh paradise from which Eddy was snatched and dumped in Lewisham
- 23. AirBnB with very nosey neighbours (3, 7)
- 24. Lewis’ diet (5, 5)
- 25. Eddy’s favourite shop (4, 3, 4)
- 27. Teary-eyed, utterly pretentious Strictly contestant (8, 7)
- 30. Company that shafted us on last year’s Christmas Eve (7, 3, 4)
Down
- 1. The China virus
- 2. Smooth talking car salesman (5, 6)
- 4. Utterly useless and continually up-sold dog calming brand
- 5. Eddy’s front desk friend (8, 3, 9)
- 7. Joiner with significant midline obesity (3, 5)
- 9. The most important member of our Lewisham household
- 10. Driving instructor. Dog trainer. Comedian.
- 11. Obama what you gonna do, inject him with the... (5, 3)
- 12. Our micro-local (3, 10)
- 13. Our van habit kept them in business for a couple of years (10, 3, 4)
- 15. Annoying metropolitan police nymphomaniac detective, now working in Northern Ireland (6, 6)
- 17. Utterly delicious canapé (4, 5)
- 21. Furry terrorist
- 26. The only place to shop if you need a new desk (8, 11)
- 28. Sinead’s mate at number 44
- 29. It’s black, covered in dog hair and got banged twice in one day on our minimoon (6, 8)