Riddles and jokes crossword

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Across
  1. 3. if a butcher is two meters tall and has size 11 shoes, what does he weigh?
  2. 5. what does every child have that they can always count on?
  3. 8. what puzzles make you angry?
  4. 11. what runs across the floor without legs?
  5. 12. why did the waves blush
  6. 13. the more you take, the more you leave behind,what am i?
Down
  1. 1. what has teeth but cannot eat?
  2. 2. what do you call a man who shaves 15 times a day?
  3. 4. what invention allows you to see through walls?
  4. 6. what has holes and holds water?
  5. 7. what has eyes but cannot see?
  6. 9. what flies around all day but never goes anywhere?
  7. 10. whats black and white and read all over