Across
- 5. I'll take that book to the toilet with me (LR)
- 6. Better than your average homeless person (S)
- 7. At the moment, I'm in a river full of logs (JT)
- 11. I was in Texas the other week, I fell over and landed on my knees in a puddle (WH)
- 12. Stop throwing that fruit about (CB)
Down
- 1. I've got three other jumpers like this one (FT)
- 2. The little girl is hungry, what should we do? (F)
- 3. That army has some well nice trenches (DW)
- 4. Don't argue with him, he'll never change his mind (AA)
- 8. That lad's got bad Asthma (W)
- 9. The Scottish fellas can't get into their e-mails (KL)
- 10. You've been dunking that for too long (LB)
- 12. Don't be selfish, hand some of it to your mates (C)