Across
- 4. B (1st Playable Corvinus)
- 5. K (B-B-Better part of Valor!)
- 7. D (1 Entire Circus)
- 8. S (Just a sexy l'il gal)
- 10. I (No fun, unless its Christmas)
- 12. L (The Main Character all others are judged against)
- 13. A (Princess of Light)
- 15. O (REDACTED)
- 16. P (So good he was used for two clues!)
- 19. N (Just a gay l'il guy)
- 21. C (LASA's Laziest Layabout)
- 24. Q (Racists hate him, Cops love him)
- 25. T (Secretary to the Stars...Well, one of them)
- 26. H (Drunk and Alcoholic)
Down
- 1. F (Green Little Guy!)
- 2. U (A squad is named for him)
- 3. V (The Dark Vizier)
- 6. G (Here without the Bean)
- 9. R (Stop talking about the Unafiliated Bandits!)
- 11. W (Part of a part of a last name)
- 14. J (Don't even think of mentioning his disability)
- 17. X (One King to Rule them All)
- 18. M (He 'stole' Charlie from Simon)
- 20. Z (Like H, but somehow worse)
- 22. Y (GOTTA GO FAAAAAST)
- 23. E (THE TEST)
