Across
- 3. Riley often has none of this
- 6. Variety of potato avoided by Conner, Riley, and Bethany
- 8. Number of minutes between B & T arrival at hospital and arrival of Ralphie
- 9. Surname shared by "Crocodile Rock" singer and a recently wed American hero
- 13. AKA pig meat AKA Grace
- 17. Runs on orange Celsius
- 19. simply the best airline
- 20. Oriental garden in Buena Vista
- 24. Second word of nickname Mims uses for Andy
- 25. He is a long boy
- 27. If you want Riley and Grace to vote for you in Quiplash you should use bad ----
- 28. Ohioan bearing resemblance to Chicken Little
- 29. a favorite food of Eliot and Cecilia, probably most others too
- 31. you already had this
- 32. needs her greens
- 33. the desired response if Bethany tells Eliot to do something
Down
- 1. Riley's homebrew
- 2. eggplant
- 4. Tegan’s office number
- 5. Richard Scarry’s heavily featured critter
- 6. Shape that Conner works on?
- 7. How tough are your socks
- 10. Rudolph's girlfriend
- 11. the .com Jordan Peterson recommends for a healthy marriage
- 12. He is a neurotic boy, ever retarted, and ever jealous of the grandbabies
- 14. AKA a spore-producing organism AKA Riley
- 15. The name of Conner and Cecilia's baby is:
- 16. Grace is NOT
- 18. Daddy's gonna kill him
- 21. Classic slur against Liberals, perfect for the holidays
- 22. Allergy shared by Heidi and Grace
- 23. an animal typically found in the Barnes pool
- 24. Famous curry among the Truitt family
- 26. Riley & Cecilia's internship locale, abbrv.
- 27. One of Eliot's favorite excavator movements
- 29. Can drive an excavator and also crochet baby blankets
- 30. Wrote about a cocktail party