Sad bungus juice

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Across
  1. 4. He would do anything for love but he won't do that!
  2. 5. Saddest SpongeBob song in the history of SpongeBob
  3. 6. Sad location where S/O resides
  4. 7. Show I want to watch together but we are a great distance apart
  5. 8. Synonymous to the control center of the body/ friend
  6. 9. Travel device labeled in honor of a woman biologically related to S/O
Down
  1. 1. Synonym to disorder. Pronounced as if a superhero/villain
  2. 2. Lacking the consumption of mystery cylinder for a long period of time
  3. 3. "Put you d*** away ______"
  4. 4. Circular Protein/individual I greatly miss