Across
- 1. JJ’s boring revenants
- 3. seattle sauce
- 6. brunch-time embarrassment
- 9. *burp*
- 10. not where you went to school
- 12. When I get ahold of you, Shanny, light you up like _____.
- 14. uncredited star of many QT classics
- 19. Not to be confused with FireFox
- 21. Uncle of kitsch, kitchens and creeps
- 23. not a father
- 24. author of Business Secrets of the pharaohs
- 25. what’s in the chimney
- 27. sleep snug position
- 28. Not actually a four-star lupine hotel
- 30. colorful man I stole this idea from
Down
- 2. spellcaster’s hankie
- 4. That bad old boy
- 5. Pre-noon-text-sender and patella-licker
- 7. what it will cost Brent to watch
- 8. leet laugh leftist
- 11. All-purpose bovine
- 13. Overcast father and downcast nephew
- 15. constant-precipitation-averse corvid
- 16. evil adversary of the one true father
- 17. Formerly lava water
- 18. “oh, ________________.”
- 20. what you’re right about
- 22. home of the Stacked House
- 26. Salty dog what knows how to roll some dough
- 29. initial snug position