Across
- 2. Packing 14 pairs of underwear for a three-day weekend trip just in case. (11 letters)
- 6. Spending three hours walking to look at a pile of old rocks you don't actually care about. (11 letters)
- 8. An unexpected schedule change that turns a quick trip into an absolute test of human endurance. (6 letters)
- 9. A motorway rest stop where you pay £9 for a sad, sweaty sandwich and a lukewarm coffee. (8 letters)
- 11. The painful, bright red souvenir you get on day one(7 letters)
Down
- 1. A miserable gathering of hundreds of holidaymakers who all agreed to sit on the motorway and be angry together. (10 letters)
- 3. A useless trinket you buy on holiday that looks beautiful in a local market but looks rubbish the moment you get it home. (8 letters)
- 4. Heavy rolling suitcases filled entirely with clothes you knew deep down you wouldn't wear anyway. (7 letters)
- 5. Footwear that makes an incredibly loud, slappy noise and guarantees you will get a blister between your toes by hour two. (9 letters)
- 7. A stressful morning deadline where you must frantically pack before being kicked out. (8 letters)
- 10. tiny grains that follow you home in your shoes, remaining in your life for the next six months. (4 letters)