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Across
  1. 2. Slow-motion monkeys
  2. 3. Unabomber, first name
  3. 5. Kirks best bud
  4. 6. "For adult smokers"
  5. 9. people eaters
  6. 10. French "boobie" mountains, go cowboys!
  7. 12. Scary soup, of the earth
Down
  1. 1. paper security device
  2. 2. Forest cryptid, centerfold
  3. 4. goose.... goose... goose...
  4. 6. clown for kings
  5. 7. Smackers, gab, embouchure flaps
  6. 8. brown bunny milk mmmmmm
  7. 11. do you like ____? -Barry B Benson