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Across
  1. 3. the questionnaire we get spam texts and emails from every morning
  2. 4. not the school of the past or present but the school of the ______
  3. 5. varsity-climbing starts next week!
  4. 9. the bus that splashes MMT students on 84th street
Down
  1. 1. the grade who couldn't decide between Christmas colors for their class color
  2. 2. first name of the Taylor Swift ex-boyfriend attacked by MMT students
  3. 3. the best mascot every who would totally win in a boxing match with a Sacred Heart Cardinal
  4. 6. keep doing this if you find an occupied bathroom
  5. 7. our top prediction for Rihanna's future child's name
  6. 8. stop ordering ______ deliveries to the school!