Across
- 2. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling _____.” (5)
- 3. Did you hear oxygen went on a date with _________? It went OK. (9)
- 4. How do astronauts organize a successful surprise party? They ______. (6)
- 8. Don't trust atoms. They ____ __ everything! (4,2)
- 9. "Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good. But now I _____ corrected. (5)"
- 12. Your nose will never be 12 inches long. Because then it would be a ____. (4)
- 13. Why did the cloud date the fog? He was so ____ __ _____. (4,2,5)
- 16. I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but graphing is where I ____ ___ ____. (4,3,4)
- 17. How does the ____ cut his hair? Eclipse it. (4)
- 18. "A patient told the surgeon he couldn’t feel his legs. The surgeon replied, “I know. I amputated your ____.” (4)"
Down
- 1. I broke my finger last week. On ___ _____ ____, I’m OK. (3,5,4)
- 4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to ___ ____. (3,4)
- 5. Why did Mickey Mouse decided to go to space? To see _____. (5)
- 6. How much space does fungi need in order to grow? As ________ as possible. (8)
- 7. What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other? Sorry, my _____. (5)
- 10. Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular? It’s free of ______. (6)
- 11. Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They have all the _________. (9)
- 14. How can you know a tree is a dogwood tree? By its ____. (4)
- 15. What did one cell tell his sister cell when she stepped on his foot? Ouch, that's _______. (7)
- 19. How do you know that Saturn has been married multiple times? Because it has a lot of _____. (5)
