Across
- 1. Retires, unretires, retires, unretires
- 3. The fewest number of golfers ever attending the golf outing
- 4. The fewest number of miles driven before Wes's bladder gave out
- 5. Rick's favorite food
- 8. Missed two golf outings because of funerals
- 10. Used to be the youngest member, now he still is
- 11. Considered by some to be the Lead Grill Master
- 12. The all time leading money winner
- 14. The best round of golf shot
- 18. The number of different courses played
- 19. The Hail Mary King
- 20. Holds the record for the most beers drank during one golf outing
- 22. The highest round of golf recorded
- 24. Dennis' favorite meal
Down
- 2. The most golfers ever attending the golf outing
- 6. Dwight's favorite food
- 7. The number of females that have attended the golf outing
- 9. He has played the most rounds of golf during the history of the outing
- 13. The number of rainouts
- 15. The official beer of Lake Norman
- 16. Lots of flagellant between them
- 17. The number of hole in ones
- 21. The number of different golfers
- 23. The most breakfast balls Rick hit on one hole without ever finding the fairway