Seriously?!?!

1. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a ___.
8. What building has the most stories in the world?
10. What goes up and never comes down? Your ___.
12. Why can't George Washington sing? Because he is ___.
13. Why didn't the balloon pop when Dan stuck it with a needle? Because it wasn't ___ up!
15. What car is spelled the same forward and backwards
16. What English word does everyone says wrong, even British and Americans?
17. What can go around the world but stays in a corner?
18. The number of "seconds" in a year.
20. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An ___.
22. How do you make the number 1 disappear by adding to it? You add the letter "g" and it's ____.
23. You are my brother but I am not your brother. Who am I?
24. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all of his uncles were ___.
27. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground ___!
28. What is full of holes but can still hold water?
29. A day without sunshine or light is like ____.
31. What gets wetter the more it dries?

2. Timmy's mother has three children. The first is May, the second is June, and the third is ___.
3. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had ___ to go with.
4. What does Batman get in all of his drinks?
5. What's blue and smells like paint?
6. What kind of man shaves several times a day and still has a beard?
7. What has a foot but no leg?
9. A pet fish lives in this and a soldier can drive it.
11. How much time in prison did the two thieves get for stealing a calendar? (Two words)
14. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
18. I am easy to get into but hard to get out of. What am I?
19. How many letters are there in the "alphabet"?
21. What is the longest word in the dictionary? (a unit of distances between two S's)
25. People travel by this and when it eats it goes "chew, chew!"
26. This ancient invention lets people see through walls.
30. Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not.
32. How can you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" off and it becomes ____.