Across
- 3. parker uses this building material to show everyone is welcome
- 5. an online word game contains this word in it's name; school was interrupted because of this
- 6. a holiday reference i'm not allowed to make as i have not seen seinfeld
- 9. a meme cryptocurrency related to a famous shiba inu
- 11. shade cannot be beaten at ___ four
- 12. an underrated explorer who discovered/invented America as we know it today
- 14. "i'm good, i'm great, two plus two is ___"
- 18. the secret identity of the infamous supervillain vector from despicable me
- 19. this kind of wrench is commonly used for tightening screws with a hex bore
- 20. company that mass produces mobile games
- 21. the greatest roman emperor
- 26. horror movie including an actor from stranger things; department of computer specialists
- 28. a small bowl
- 30. a common preface used by a nerd signifying scientific evidence
- 31. the last name of the character nicknamed the lizard king in the office; the state where the other francis parker school is
- 32. a suffix that denotes that something was made by dr doofenshmirtz
- 35. Marie- they aren't rocks, they're ___
- 36. leah's face was photoshopped onto this food brand's mascot
- 39. a website for writing and reading fanfics
- 41. ___ triangle breathing; this passes every 60 seconds in africa
- 42. sksksksksksk hyrdro flask
- 46. "now in latin, there are only five ___"
- 48. Password:
- 53. 2nd most famous tiger; boring english philosopher
- 55. pewdiepie was diagnosed with this fatal disease which is commonly proceeded by "balls"
- 56. "What is this? a ___ for ants?!"
- 57. to shake violently
- 59. just guess lol :))))
- 60. a multi level marketing business plan
- 61. this brand sells easy bake crescents in cylindrical containers
- 63. the first message on #anarchy-pog
- 65. parker wanted everyone to spread this during the pandemic
- 66. life according to DJ Khaled; OOF!
- 67. Eugenia Cheng
- 68. this would have gotten jack an A for the rest of the year if he brought it to class; a classic 8 bit game now commonly played on google
Down
- 1. short term for a popular social media platform; where eggs travel to the uterus, commonly used in conjunction with the word fallopian
- 2. this neurological phenomenon is often associated with a sugar pill
- 4. a decentralized twitter clone
- 5. the street judah lives on; a minecraft block crafted with a nether star
- 7. they did surgery on this
- 8. you just got ___ malled. share this video with your friends to totally ___ mall them.
- 10. stickers saying "You are ___" can be found throughout chicago
- 13. describes a connection between the words "listen" and "silent"
- 15. Eli insists on using this in conjunction with pens; some parker sports game or something idk
- 16. shade's last name (spelled correctly)
- 17. a dated style of ceiling; the microwaved version of a homophone of parkers old mascot
- 19. nobody cares about this minecraft block that derives its name from the andes mountains
- 22. this is something jack is often requested to code
- 23. What happens if I add chocolate milk to macaroni and cheese?
- 24. a word describing a rotund or thick cat, typically accompanied by the phrase "oh lawd he comin'"
- 25. 96% of US states fall under this category; a classic british breakfast
- 27. Mr. Stanton was packing to go to this city when he defended against carjackers
- 29. the little icon in the corner of a website's tab
- 33. a scrabble-esque board game featuring a fruit in its title
- 34. location where Beckett S was buried
- 37. slang for tockley; nintendo will send a free replacement if this drifts
- 38. everyone knows what this game stands for
- 40. commonly sold after school
- 43. that's so meta
- 44. "As an AI ___ model..."
- 45. "I’m Mr. Manuel Franco, the ___ winner of $768 Million in ___ Millions Jackpot"
- 47. irrelevant person who left after eighth grade
- 48. mr wilson often teaches about a ___ during geometry class; mr wilson often goes on a ___ during geometry class
- 49. a kid bends this with his mind in the matrix; the cafeteria gives these out for free
- 50. the brands native, toms, and dove all sell this item
- 51. according to Eli, everyone in parker should be using this mobility device
- 52. one of the three pillars of masculinity according to Jody Redman
- 54. the last name of a victim of the toxic gossip train
- 57. many electronics use this to function; a role which alex fulfills
- 58. SODAAAAAA!
- 62. Logan's old username, ___48
- 64. thirty second ___ party
