Across
- 4. Yellow mineral worse than coal
- 5. Kuz's ethnic pretense
- 6. Kek analogue
- 8. Unlucky nameroll
- 12. Machete's prey
- 14. Jartycuck abode
- 17. Soot homeland (2 words)
- 20. Shemmy mascot
- 21. Z's mentor
- 22. Wholesomejak, gapejak, etc.
- 24. A 'jak's favorite drink
- 26. "Gem control to _" (2 words)
- 28. More glistening than a gem
Down
- 1. Coined snarky.snappy
- 2. Secret admirer of Cobblestone
- 3. Froot homeland
- 7. Soyteen origin
- 8. Schizo warehouse
- 9. Sharty's archnemesis
- 10. Self-inserter's amour
- 11. Crucible of DOLL
- 13. Soyjak image-hosting website
- 15. Saw a pretty view (2 words)
- 16. First splinter
- 18. Self-hating woman
- 19. Did _ just BTFO?
- 21. Making fun of Brits and Frenchmen (2 words)
- 23. First Soyvil War losers
- 25. Third owner
- 27. Z's protégé