Across
- 3. Calm is not in her vocabulary.
- 4. Her full-time unpaid job.
- 6. The thing she notices that no one asked about.
- 8. Victim of your DIY adventures.
- 10. What she does instead of relaxing.
- 12. Normal people rent movies. She rents construction equipment
- 14. What she actually is to her kids.
- 15. Her bedroom status at all times
- 16. Constantly missing. (Check her daughters’ rooms.)
- 18. Always worn inside out for “comfort reasons.”
- 20. → The half-dead surprises she casually shows up to spray like it’s nothing.
- 22. → Around blood, tools, and chaos.
- 24. What she calmly handles while you’re breaking tiles.
Down
- 1. → Her play-by-play on everyone’s stupidity.
- 2. What she does for you regularly.
- 5. The one who actually shows up.
- 7. Where spontaneity goes to die
- 9. Her second personality.
- 11. Craft supply found in every room
- 13. The good ones. No one else can touch them.
- 17. Both talented and slightly sneaky.
- 19. A walking sitcom. (A classic act.)
- 21. Leadership, but louder.
- 23. Her reaction to coworkers’ nonsense.