Across
- 2. possibly the worst middle name in the family
- 5. a French mixture
- 9. avg number of menty b's we collectively have a day
- 12. something rampant in this household
- 14. fr: the new dinner spot close to home
- 15. a hamptons event we never get invited to on meadow lane
- 18. an "apt" homograph of a yet-to-be furry friend and what is in quotes
- 20. a nickname for a menace of a dog
- 22. a beautiful vacation spot for us
- 23. a dog that barks too much
- 24. something dad says when he tries to speak latin
Down
- 1. init. of dad's mindset
- 3. a barnard phrase that sounds bad but is the opposite
- 4. something david does when in public with "goes"
- 6. something mom creates on the spot that never make sense
- 7. a language Mom is supposedly fluent in
- 8. julia tends to arrive in the Hamptons via this
- 10. an ironic homophone of an aspen snowstorm driver's retort
- 11. the preferred drink of most Saint Barths days and nights
- 13. the number of months Julia spent in rehab
- 14. number of times julia dropped out of college
- 16. number of times Julia has lost her wallet
- 17. the favorite dog's name
- 19. something men at the top of hannah's old pyramid are sent to (think tesla)
- 20. number of bagels dad orders every weekend despite no one being home
- 21. the spelling of the initialism when someone says a valid comment