Across
- 3. Whiny kid rides large bird and flies airships
- 5. This game is about a man with epic anger management issues trying to get back at his dad
- 8. You jump through holes, move boxes around, and avoid security systems to get around the house of a homicidal landlord.
- 9. You try to kill a bunch of people who try and blow up a few crates. When you kill the bomb-carrier, you realize you can't lift it, so you gather around the bomb to protect it.
- 12. A 117 year old homeless man has to sneak into his girlfriend’s dad’s house to kill a large pig.
- 13. A race of moronic humanoids requires round-the-clock care. You are their caregiver.
- 15. An anthropomorphic dinosaur attempts to murder two Italian plumbers, before passing the whole thing off as a car accident.
- 16. A marsupial goes crazy breaking boxes and killing enemies by his spinning, with the goal of stopping a mad scientist.
- 17. Run around in a nuclear wasteland with a dog and kill scary things. Also wasn't I supposed to find some kid? Ooh, bottle caps!
- 18. You play a board game in videogame-form and lose friends because you just stole their stars
Down
- 1. Animal cult conspires to keep local human as wage slave.
- 2. a guy jumps, runs, and occasionally hits his head on things... That's it.
- 4. Albino warrior attempts to clear his name of 'kingslaying' by standing next to several kings as they're slain.
- 6. Bloodthirsty teens force local wildlife into servitude, conduct animal fight club.
- 7. 99% walking 1% dragons
- 10. A race of burlap sack-people is forced to complete an infinite number of complex courses. Viewers are encouraged to design and add their own.
- 11. Unstoppable super soldier escorts lunatic A.I. to humanity's most-vulnerable hotspots.
- 14. digging until you die