Signs You’re Officially Old

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Across
  1. 1. - "9 PM feels like midnight."
  2. 8. - "The idea of staying in excites you."
  3. 9. - "Kids use words you don’t understand."
  4. 11. - "You have a *favorite* grocery store."
  5. 12. - "One drink turns into a two-day recovery."
Down
  1. 2. - "You make a weird noise every time you stand up."
  2. 3. - "You secretly search slang before using it."
  3. 4. - "Fresh socks bring you real happiness."
  4. 5. - "You lower the volume to see better."
  5. 6. - "You love saying, ‘Back in my day…’"
  6. 7. - "You complain about this every time you fill up."
  7. 10. - "You wake up early, even when you don’t have to."