Simchat Torah Lunch Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. The new publisher for time magazine
  2. 5. Running for merakez 2024 (if he is still in the country)
  3. 7. Hosts the best goddam simchat torah lunches in history but by 5pm wants to go to bed
  4. 12. He protec, He attac but most important, he get your data back
  5. 13. Safest pair of hands in xtreme
  6. 14. Believes eating a banana in public without cutting it is “gay”
  7. 16. Secretly loves small talk
  8. 17. Loves a boog almost as much as he loves carhartt
  9. 18. Got lost on the way to lunch and ended up at the Burman’s
Down
  1. 1. About to start his training for the mix-olympics in paris 2024
  2. 3. Recently reignited the snoop dog within him
  3. 4. Favourite music genre is jazz
  4. 6. Will have his airpods in and playing shwekey at the taylor swift concert
  5. 8. Had a brush with fame when frenchy retweeted him doing “the slug” at interschool
  6. 9. Seen all the movies in 2024 and ‘liked them but they could’ve been better’
  7. 10. Releasing a Netflix doco based on his Snapchat videos from 2015-2018
  8. 11. Got lost on the way to lunch
  9. 15. Thought he was the reincarnation of Moshe until age 12