Simpkins Crossword

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Across
  1. 3. the recipient of an overrunning refurbishment
  2. 4. the area of college from which all JCR members are now banned
  3. 8. bridge; the noise a group of biochemists makes when reading the new AVR proposal
  4. 10. in which irrelevant table did we place 14th this year?
  5. 11. this team reached the cuppers final at Iffley last year
  6. 12. the infamous house party last term that saw several JCR exec members fined
  7. 13. the new system which allows you to see how much you spend on salad in hall
  8. 14. who you pay five quid to for your towels to not even be dry
  9. 15. the place in which humous is served depending on the phases of the moon
  10. 16. flu; where one finds love island stars
Down
  1. 1. 'shoes off if you love the ___'
  2. 2. '_____ ballot' - good luck if you end up on this
  3. 5. a river; organises blind dates
  4. 6. the drink controversially not served DTB in the first weeks of term
  5. 7. Will Hutton's favourite topic
  6. 9. you will no doubt receive these back four weeks late
  7. 10. the team that are currently without a home
  8. 15. the life-giving elixir that can now be found in the library