Across
- 3. The smart child
- 7. The police chief
- 9. The baby
- 10. The mother
- 11. The bartender
- 12. The news reporter
- 13. The curch
- 16. Stupid Flanders!
- 17. The dog
Down
- 1. The school nerd
- 2. Ned’s (deceased) wife
- 4. The attractive teen
- 5. The overweight father
- 6. The school bully
- 8. The naughty child
- 14. The hillbilly mother
- 15. The hillbilly father
- 18. Kwik-e-Mart owner