Across
- 2. anchorman
- 4. Marge's round-haired sister
- 5. Homer's criminal mom
- 6. hallelujah
- 8. ded wife
- 9. Thank you, come again.
- 10. TV personality
- 12. "Skinner!!!"
- 14. Disco inferno
- 16. Father of 3, nuclear technician
- 19. fishy doctor
- 20. Chief
- 21. Slide-whistler
- 25. OH YEAH
- 27. Nuclear Power Plant operator, Homer's boss
- 29. Homer's wife
- 30. *chuckle*
- 33. Saxophone player
- 34. minister (abbr.)
- 36. WW2 Veteran
- 38. ha ha!
Down
- 1. NERRRRRRD
- 3. Bart's teacher
- 5. Sleazy barkeep
- 7. marge's mom
- 11. tall christian kid
- 12. Homer's black friend
- 13. GGGAAAAAAYYYYYY
- 15. Sgt. in 'Nam
- 17. bart's friend
- 18. sleeps in a drawer
- 20. "ach!"
- 22. Eldest Son with 2 sisters
- 23. Baby that falls down
- 24. sleazy mayor
- 26. Attempted murderer
- 28. Once married Sideshow Bob
- 31. lawyer
- 32. boozehound
- 35. Homer's white friend
- 37. tiny christian kid