Across
- 5. / That's a paddlin' (the character this line is attributed to).
- 8. / The name of McBain's partner's newly christened boat: '________-4-________.'
- 9. / Hank Scorpio's base of operations.
- 11. / Fat Tony's real (first) name.
- 14. / What Homer thinks Mr. Burns' first name is.
- 16. / 'Lisa it's your _________,'
- 17. / Proposition to remove illegal immigrants from Springfield (number in words, no hyphen).
- 21. / How many dollars was the 'Bear Patrol' Tax?
- 22. / Bart's first delivery as a courier (to China).
- 25. / The address of Bart's factory: 35 ________ Way.
- 26. / The last name on Kearney's fake ID.
- 27. / Ralph's intends to graduate from this prestigious university.
- 28. / The word apparently stolen by the kaiser.
Down
- 1. / A particular holiday created as an excuse to beat up the Irish.
- 2. / Insect which, according to Grampa, used to inhabit the face of a coin.
- 3. / One of the ways Bart has answered the phone in the past is 'Joe's _________.'
- 4. / 'Purple monkey ________.'
- 6. / The name of the black market dealer Herman wants to sell his counterfeit jeans to.
- 7. / Jebediah Springfield's real last name.
- 9. / Australian slang for bull-frog.
- 10. / 'You're a Northern ________ chipmunk, aren't you?'
- 12. / Professor Frink's uses this ballistic weapon to defend an observatory from other astronomers.
- 13. / Spielberg's non-union Mexican equivalent, hired by Mr. Burns to direct his movie.
- 15. / Who shot Mr. Burns?
- 17. / Milhouse's name in Bonestorm.
- 18. / 'We've narrowed it down to two people: Johnny ________, or Frankie the Squealer.'
- 19. / 'My new movie is called 'McBain: Let's Get ________.''
- 20. / Krusty's secret word of the day (think Alaskan timber wolf).
- 23. / 'He has also been known as the brick ________.'
- 24. / 'The ________ adventures of Hercules.'
- 26. / To which US President does Homer quip 'He never drank a Duff in his life!'