Across
- 2. Mystical middle name
- 5. Nixon's middle name (wait, this isn't Futurama themed...)
- 10. How many did Marge rail against?
- 11. What Homer's fishing rod is designed to zap?
- 12. The Pauper, not The Principal
- 14. Three*
- 15. "... my heart hurts!"
- 16. They ruined Scotland
- 19. Not Kodos
- 20. Big triangles*
- 21. "Mark Hamill IS Nathan Detroit." "Pepper Steak IS the _")
- 22. Blue*
Down
- 1. Bow*
- 3. [Annoyed Grunt]
- 4. Dr. J (not Erving!)
- 6. He goes by LT. or L.T., whichever
- 7. Everyone's favorito soap opera star, for short
- 8. Little triangles*
- 9. _ Bart _
- 13. Cletus' tic tac toe foe
- 15. He only writes the Treehouses of Horror, I guess
- 17. He does whatever he does?
- 18. Will someone please help the man?