Across
- 6. Springfield's news anchorman
- 7. Lisa's first word
- 10. Name of the barbershop quartet whose hit song was "Baby On Board"
- 13. Lyle Langley sold this mode of transportation to Springfield
- 14. Marge's maiden name
- 15. Homer went on a hunger strike after learning the Isotopes baseball team was moving to this city
- 16. Springfield holiday where snakes are chased with sticks
Down
- 1. Ned Flander's specialty shop
- 2. Lisa's favorite jazz musician
- 3. You may remember him from such films as...
- 4. Out of guilt, Lisa gives this classmate a Valentine's Day card that reads "I Choo-Choo-Choose You"
- 5. Patty and Selma's favorite television show
- 8. Who shot Mr. Burns?
- 9. Kelsey Grammer voiced this villain
- 11. His Malibu Stacy collection is the largest in the world
- 12. Inventor of "The Flaming Moe"
- 15. This Springfield regular is rarely seen without his trademark headphones
- 17. Graduate of the Holywood Upstairs Medical School