Across
- 4. Patty and Selma's favorite television show
- 6. Inventor of "The Flaming Moe"
- 7. Who shot Mr. Burns?
- 8. You may remember him from such films as...
- 10. Kelsey Grammer voiced this villain
- 11. Springfield's news anchorman
- 12. Lisa's first word
- 13. Springfield holiday where snakes are chased with sticks
- 14. Out of guilt, Lisa gives this classmate a Valentine's Day card that reads "I Choo-Choo-Choose You"
- 15. Ned Flander's specialty shop
- 16. Homer went on a hunger strike after learning the Isotopes baseball team was moving to this city
- 17. His Malibu Stacy collection is the largest in the world
Down
- 1. Graduate of the Holywood Upstairs Medical School
- 2. Marge's maiden name
- 3. Name of the barbershop quartet whose hit song was "Baby On Board"
- 5. Lisa's favorite jazz musician
- 7. Lyle Langley sold this mode of transportation to Springfield
- 9. This Springfield regular is rarely seen without his trademark headphones