Skate

2. Band that some of Skate's closest pals are very fond of.
4. Defunct grocery store chain, also the nickname for the 2000 #1 NBA draft pick.
6. Russell Westbrook has been on a lot of teams, but he'll be best remembered for his time with this one. (Acronym)
8. Cade Cunningham's team?
10. Legendary nickname for a legendary NFL WR for the Detroit Lions.
12. Dan's Favorite NBA team? Notable for the abundance of well-fed women.
13. Player loathed by both Shaq and Skate alike, might say "Oui."

1. Sophie Cunningham's team?
3. 3 word phrase that Skate and Dan exchange a lot.
5. When this surname is preceded by "Karl", it results in a cringe-induced expression. When it's preceded by "Moses", it becomes a name of respect noted for mentoring some of the NBA's biggest stars.
7. Semi-recent NBA MVP who might enjoy gyros.
9. Aquatically-named cat?
11. Unanimous NBA MVP?