Across
- 3. Extreme unwillingness to spend words or money.
- 4. Mythical fluid that flows in the veins of the gods, or a fancy word for goo.
- 8. The scientific term for chewing your thoughts.
- 11. The third to last, or a word that might make you feel penultimate confusion.
- 13. The one who carries out the final sentence, not just in puzzles.
- 14. Like rain on your wedding day, it's the good advice that you just didn't take.
- 15. Gentle expressions for harsh truths.
Down
- 1. A difference or inconsistency, like finding two different crossword solutions.
- 2. Kind and generous, like a charitable soul.
- 5. Narrator: Storyteller with a questionable grip on reality.
- 6. Jumbo shrimp, anyone?
- 7. Constant change, like the ever-shifting clues in a crossword.
- 8. Statement: A statement about statements; like a puzzle within a puzzle.
- 9. Thick and sticky, like a plot full of intrigue.
- 10. Excessively talkative, like a chatty parrot.
- 12. Voice: Speaking from an all-knowing perspective or just sounding really, really confident.
- 16. Describing my attempts at dance, or just doing something in a pitiful manner.