Across
- 4. "I don't like confrontations! Find the Quality Control logs to ensure our calibrations meet expectations."
- 5. "Everything is magical and bright! Find the microscope to bring the tiny cells into sight."
- 6. "To the plush and beyond! Find the lab coat rack where our protective gear is donned."
- 7. "Reach for the sky! Before you can be a deputy, you must sign in at the front desk for your shift duty."
- 8. "He smells like strawberries, but he's a bit of a pill. Find the SDS Binder so no one gets ill."
- 12. Pete "He’s been in the box too long! Find the Sharps Container where needles go when they’re done being strong."
- 13. "To infinity and beyond! Find the analyzer that uses a laser beam to make the results respond."
- 14. "I just want a voice box that works. Find the telephone where the lab-to-nurse communication lurks."
- 17. "Yee-haw! Don't let your samples get 'abandoned.' Find the refrigerated storage where they stay cool and candid."
- 19. "Ooooooh! The Chosen One! Find the Mass Spec—it’s the most sensitive one under the sun."
Down
- 1. "I’m trash! No, you're a tool. Find the Regular Trash Can for things that aren't biohazard-cool."
- 2. Pricklepants "A true actor follows the script. Find the SOP Manual where all the lab rules are crypt (kept)."
- 3. "How's it hangin'? Find the eye-wash station where the water keeps bangin'."
- 6. "Ride like the wind! Find the fastest printer where the patient labels begin."
- 9. "I’m great at video games! Find the computer station where we enter the patient names."
- 10. "The Claw! It moves the samples with care. Find the robotic arm or automated track right over there."
- 11. "I am your father! (Wait, wrong story. Surrender, Star Command!" Go to the Director's Office for your Lab Week glory!"
- 15. "I’ve found my sheep! Find the Safety Shower if a chemical takes a bad route."
- 16. "I’m a nervous wreck! Find the Spill Kit so a prehistoric mess doesn't become a bottleneck."
- 18. "You can bank on this: Find the centrifuge where samples spin around and the heavy stuff is found."
