Somerset Wedding

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  1. 4. Before I was 18 I had been held in police cells twice.
  2. 5. I snored so loudly in my managing directors presentation he had to ask someone to wake me up.
  3. 7. When I was 3, I stepped on aslug and I thought it gave me chicken pox
  4. 8. I speak 5 languages fluently
  5. 10. I was in a famous TV advertisement for Maoam sweets
  6. 12. I was once trapped in a elevator for 3 hours with 15 other people
  7. 14. I high fived Pope Francis
  8. 16. I got expelled from ballet school for being violent
  9. 17. For 3 weeks when I was a child I lived as a cat
  10. 18. My family make a music video every Christmas and I’ve indirectly worked for the Israeli mafia
  11. 19. I had a relative who was mummified in a clock
  12. 20. I saw a bengal tiger in the wild when I was 11
  13. 21. Used to proclaim “daddy, when I grow up, Im going to be a soldier” as the last words before the curtain fell for the night on stage at a European opera house
  14. 22. I was the poster girl for a political party and have just published my first book
  15. 23. I was HUGGED by a three toed sloth in Costa Rica
  16. 26. I have as many Lego plants as real house plants
  17. 28. I am going to walk round the Matterhorn for charity
  18. 31. I used to have a pet monkey
  19. 32. My boss from the 90s is now an international fugitive living in the UK
  20. 34. In a previous career I was a hula hoop manufacturer
  21. 35. I am a dungeon master who has indirectly worked with the Latvian mafia
Down
  1. 1. I sat next to Lenny Henry at a funeral and appeared on stage with Myleene Klass
  2. 2. I once danced for the mayor in a skin tight all-in-one.
  3. 3. I helped develop the heat shield for NASA’s Curiosity Rover’s descent into Mars
  4. 4. I once kissed a blue tongued lizard in Australia
  5. 6. At age 39 I quit my job and travelled around South America, Africa and Asia
  6. 9. At a party I did a striptease, dived in a pool then warmed up with absinthe
  7. 11. I told Gordon Brown he needed to replace Tony Blair and he did
  8. 13. I once claimed I could twerk to impress a parent"
  9. 15. I once got arrested at gunpoint for terrorism
  10. 17. I survived a terrifying plunge mid-air when my plane hit a storm
  11. 19. I hitchhiked one of Israels most dangerous roads which ran parallel to the Gaza Strip with no phone or internet.
  12. 20. I have never had a full cup of coffee and wanted to buy a full set of armour as a child.
  13. 21. I am a 43rd generation descendent through direct paternal lineage of King You of the Zhou dynasty (chinese empire about 800BC)
  14. 24. My cats name was Suppository (in my language)
  15. 25. I was once hired as a private investigator
  16. 27. I once gave an Indian elephant a bath
  17. 29. I travelled through the desert on a coal train for 18 hours
  18. 30. I was in a film that won 9 Oscars
  19. 33. I am an honorary citizen of Santa Cruz County Arizona