Across
- 5. A place where objects stand around hoping people will admire them.
- 6. A piece of music that gets so excited it forgets to use an indoor voice.
- 7. Doing the right thing when nobody's around to give you a gold star.
- 9. Looking like you've just walked out of a haunted house photoshoot.
- 10. To defeat something so completely that it starts questioning its life choices.
- 11. A giant animal that looks like a tank tried to become a unicorn.
- 13. To make someone feel as excited as finding money in an old jacket pocket.
Down
- 1. A tiny boat for people who think a cruise ship is showing off.
- 2. Having such a steady beat that even your awkward uncle starts dancing.
- 3. The quality of being so awful that even horror movie villains say, "Yikes."
- 4. Funny Crossword Clue
- 5. So tired you consider taking a nap before finishing this clue.
- 8. The shadowy outline that appears when a person forgets to turn on the lights.
- 12. The word people use right before saying something suspiciously truthful.
- 14. A question that's basically saying, "Don't answer that."