Across
- 2. An American pastime involving brief bursts of violence interrupted by lengthy commercial breaks.
- 5. A person who yells at athletes for a living.
- 7. An official who’s always wrong.
- 9. A game where tall people throw a ball through a hoop while shorter people watch in awe.
- 10. The inevitable result of playing sports.
Down
- 1. A document that ensures athletes are paid too much.
- 3. A period of time during which athletes are overworked and fans are overcharged.
- 4. A rare and fleeting moment of happiness for fans.
- 6. A person who gets paid to play games.
- 8. A person who pays to watch their team lose.