Across
- 3. A showcase of human flexibility and strength, often resulting in lifelong joint issues.
- 7. A pastime for the wealthy, involving hitting a tiny ball into a series of even tinier holes.
- 8. A grueling endurance test where the true winners are the sponsors on the jerseys.
- 9. The activity of sliding, and risking life and limb for adrenaline.
- 10. Football's cousin, played without the luxury of pads or common sense.
Down
- 1. The ancient art of fleeing imaginary predators for fitness or medals.
- 2. The solo pursuit of navigating waters in a narrow boat while avoiding capsizing.
- 4. The sport of riding waves while trying to avoid becoming shark food.
- 5. A confusing game loved by those with ample patience and a fondness for tea breaks.
- 6. A sport where two individuals legally assault each other and get black eyes for entertaining others and a hefty paycheck.