Across
- 2. Tie everyday
- 6. 586 wedding invites
- 7. Counts days worked
- 10. Angry bird
- 12. No cell phone
- 13. 2 minutes shy of Olympic trial qualification
- 15. Silver Fox
- 16. Auditioned for American Idol
- 17. Naked cats
- 19. Wrestling flatulence
Down
- 1. Industrial-sized space heater
- 3. Carry-out for Monty Schrumburglar the Third
- 4. Had entire DC desk aluminum-foiled
- 5. 12 cars in 11 years
- 8. Married to brother’s wife’s cousin
- 9. Tie Tuesday
- 11. We win!
- 14. Shares cube with candy bowl
- 17. Received safe driver award in high school
- 18. Spends $600 - $700 a month on gas