Staff Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. he traded in his goatee for a suit and a song
  2. 5. cheeky, cockney chancer & Netflix connoisseur
  3. 7. his name is an anagram of polar surgeon
  4. 8. most likely to catch her death o' cold
  5. 10. her nickname rhymes with badger
  6. 11. most likely to be drinking posh gin and taking photos of Capo Caccia
  7. 12. most likely to twerk you to death
  8. 13. most likely to say wye aye, pet
  9. 15. he shares his name with duck but he ain't daffy
  10. 17. his name rhymes with benny
  11. 19. Shares a name with the Francesco Renga song which won San Remo
Down
  1. 1. most likely to be mistaken for Paul from a distance
  2. 3. most likely to have some gawd-elp-us trap music as her ringtone
  3. 4. most likely to be seen online sipping earl grey and scoffing shortbread
  4. 6. most likely to be followed around by someone singing 'come on eileen'
  5. 9. most likely to be mistaken for Grace from a distance
  6. 14. he loves taking your temperature
  7. 16. most likely to tell you about her misspent youth in the back streets of Brighton
  8. 18. most likely to be wearing a floppy hat and enquiring about your crack