Startup Dictionary

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Across
  1. 2. A beautifully decked up slide show that hides your lack of progress in big numbers and bigger aspirations
  2. 3. Random
  3. 6. A rare occurrence when selling your product seems (a little) easier than moving water up the hill
  4. 7. A wealthy individual whose quest for asset diversification meets your thirst for capital. One man’s dream is another’s nightmare?
Down
  1. 1. Smart people drilling in Patagonia, looking to strike it rich without losing their vests?
  2. 2. A moving goal post which you explain away with sweet nothings like “you can’t define it but you know it when you have it
  3. 4. An even rarer creature that also denotes startups worth a billion dollars! The jury is out on which is more mythical
  4. 5. The rate at which your day dreams (!) are eating your investors’ money