Across
- 3. Connecticut, an organ and a car brand
- 7. Hawaii, last part sound slike Lululemon
- 8. New York, not NYC
- 9. Illinois, sound lovely actually
- 13. Texas, an uncommon boys name
- 14. Maryland, an uncommon girls name, followed by "-polis"
- 15. New Jersey, you really should know this
- 16. Alaska, rhymes with Judo
Down
- 1. Massachusetts, a certain Tea Party took place here
- 2. Rhode Island, rhymes with prominence
- 4. Florida, name of a Zombieland character
- 5. Pennsylvania, oddly noy Philly or Pittsburgh
- 6. Georgia, famous for the wrong reasons
- 10. Arizona, a mythical bird of fire
- 11. Colorado, the ___ Broncos
- 12. Ohio, a famous sailor