Stupid dad jokes

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  1. 2. Where do Egyptians go when their backs hurt?
  2. 4. How do crabs call each other?
  3. 5. What were the lights on the Ark called?
  4. 8. What do you call a group of potatoes at a football game?
  5. 9. Which state sells those little tiny cans of pop?
  6. 11. What do you call a long line of people at the toy store waiting to buy a Barbie doll?
  7. 12. What do you call a bull that falls asleep in the pasture?
  8. 13. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
  9. 16. What do you call someone else who takes the same number of pills you do.
  10. 18. Dogs go to heaven when they die, where do cats go?
  11. 19. What do you call a canoe that you carry upside down on your head?
  12. 20. What flavor of bagel do pilots prefer?
  13. 21. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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  1. 1. What is the name of the dinosaur that was really good with words?
  2. 3. What do you call a fake spaghetti?
  3. 6. What is the name of the blood sucking insects astronauts found on the moon?
  4. 7. What is it called when you can not push a piece of paper?
  5. 10. What do you call a sad strawberry?
  6. 14. What is the loneliest cheese?
  7. 15. What do you call a hippi's wife?
  8. 17. What is a frog's favorite meal at McDonalds?