Across
- 1. a gladius is one
- 3. A long-haired youth has borrowed $100 from a clown. This is the verb describing his increasingly dangerous financial situation.
- 5. There are duo clowns in your bedroom. Then alter clown arrives. How many clowns are in your room?
- 8. opposite of "leviter", adverb for how badly things are going\
- 10. the number of bathrooms you and your friend desperately need to be working at Taco Bell
- 11. A long-haired youth sees a clown holding a gladius and immediately runs ___ amphitheatrō. Sensible youth.
- 13. The verb for what a long-haired youth has apparently done when he had a gladium five minutes ago and now cannot find it.
- 14. word for "here"
- 15. Duo puerī ate the raw goat. Ūnus has diarrhea; ___ is absolutely fine.
- 16. Quid ___? is an excellent question when your friend is setting fire to a nursing home.
- 17. In the bathroom are senex _______ caper. No one knows why either is there.
- 19. The adverb for when something happens “barely” or “with difficulty”—like walking home after Taco Bell.
Down
- 2. What a servus gains when his dominus gives him a pileum (beanie hat)
- 4. The noun for what you should do when you're in a public bathroom and someone comes in shouting “I'm fixin to blow this b*tch up!"
- 6. The little postpositive word that means “for” or “indeed” and usually explains what came before.
- 7. The verb for convincing someone that eating Taco Bell is a good idea.
- 9. The verb for approaching the mysterious senex who is beckoning to you from an alley. A terrible decision.
- 12. If a task is nōn difficilis, it is this.
- 16. _________is the one who eats at a Taco Bell with an out-of-service restroom
- 18. the number of Grande Chalupas it takes to get diarrhea
