sud o norteh?

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Across
  1. 1. Not the ones you drive on, but she’ll lay the path to computing success.
  2. 3. So called because of the birds or what? I guess it is a good place to catch a boat.
  3. 4. No, I’d rather have soup, or cereal. My neighbor, they’ll have a Gran ol’ time, for a bit.
  4. 5. No, just one will do, and keep it locked please.
  5. 9. It’s a stream, is it a river, no, it’s supertrade!
  6. 11. This one might have carried a sword, but likely didn’t wear a cape and certainly wasn’t in any movies in his day, unless they were “Paella Westerns”
  7. 13. Is it related to the hairy guy from Star Wars or just bad for your health even when you aren’t playing chess?
  8. 16. Not the group, the one on the money. The group rocks harder and before the next one comes one will have to Bite the Dust.
  9. 17. Yo habla no espanol, pero yo hablo la lingua de romantica.
  10. 18. S… now stop, think, and listen.
  11. 21. You need to read, she’ll make sure the pages are there.
  12. 22. No, I’mma girl, but I’m on the outside of things so I’m sometimes forgotten.
  13. 24. It’s the same everywhere only different. And yeah, it sounds good but there isn’t enough to go around – the world. We do all still get along though.
  14. 26. No, just one pest, and this one really bothered ‘shorty’, until shorty called the exterminators.
  15. 28. The motorcycling doctor of the south, a humanist, until he became the one who ordered end of life instead of end of life care.
  16. 29. The minty fresh way to stop rain, wind, and warriors. And it lasts, from one end to the other.
  17. 31. Actually I was looking for the semi-colon lake.
  18. 32. Yeah, I like my land to have musical taste, but I’m more into jazz.
  19. 35. Gesundheit! Oh, wait, I guess you’re not sick, just buried.
  20. 36. What makes them so special? I’ve seen more water in the ocean!
  21. 37. Do they make a new mustang or would it need to be amphibious?
  22. 38. On a what? Pony? Probably on a mule given the surroundings.
Down
  1. 2. Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it can’t kill ya.
  2. 3. What kind of sweet is that, before or after-dinner? Oh, it’s the two-part sweet treat meant to pick the one.
  3. 6. or… you can stay in the shade. Only this won’t be the best place for that, might as well hitchhike.
  4. 7. Well, if you have to ask permission you might not belong in the center of things.
  5. 8. Pirates? Here? Where…shhhhhhhhhhhh.
  6. 10. Yes it is, but if I were you, I’d rent a guide, the teeth are sharp in this one.
  7. 11. Teacher of the year!
  8. 12. Really, isn’t that what made this? Oh, I guess it’s a tribute to the genius of empire.
  9. 14. Why is she always wheeling around? Cause she’s always prepared.
  10. 15. I don’t think it’s different from what they play here or in Scotland, but it’s a lot wetter for sure.
  11. 19. If it were a biblical figure it would be the sweetly evil brother. Since it isn’t, we’ll say it was more like the sweetly evil master.
  12. 20. You’d think it was a way to stylishly go from one room to another but one of these would only open up to new worlds for their own good.
  13. 23. Not the truck, but its inspiration.
  14. 25. You can walk through it, between it, around it, maybe even escape it, but you can’t escape it’s impact on the world. Even while it traps you it set free the population of millions.
  15. 27. Why didn’t it stop the British and French? Not very effective if you ask me.
  16. 30. How about before? After all I’d like to get a whole lotta stuff duty free while we’re getting along.
  17. 33. Hot? Sure both kinds – dry and the other two, but blink and it’ll snow.
  18. 34. Now she’s here, now she’s not, thank goodness she is back.