Across
- 3. Korean radiologist baddie
- 4. might be injured from climbing
- 7. dances better than you
- 10. recently bought 7 pairs of Onitsuka Tigers
- 12. Prime Minister
- 13. The youngest person here
- 15. LeBron of Samoa
Down
- 1. It's my birthday!
- 2. Fih enjoyer
- 5. will add "-san" to the end of your name
- 6. needs a new pillow
- 8. LOVES yogurt
- 9. Performative final boss
- 11. would beat you in ping pong
- 12. Minion lover <3
- 14. wasting your tax money