Across
- 3. Department Baddie's Nickname that never quite caught on
- 9. What you are
- 12. Your nickname for a former department member turned AD
- 14. Our department brewmaster
- 16. My future wife's nickname
- 17. Department curmudgeon
- 18. The number of jobs you have
- 19. It all tastes the same
- 22. Former school heart-throb (until his heart stops throbbing)
- 23. The city in which you got married
Down
- 1. Comment question about your lunch
- 2. You find it gross, most of the time
- 4. "You dirty dirty ___"
- 5. The foreign land of AH
- 6. Where Megan traces her ancestry
- 7. Every two years, we descend upon this town
- 8. Your true boss's name
- 10. Your go-to lunch
- 11. Your microwave lid
- 13. Department mom
- 15. Response to "Hey Ernie"
- 20. Ian's wife's name
- 21. our school has none of these